| Unlockable: | How to Unlock: |
| Alderman (25 GP) | Clear the Ptolemy, Floyd, and Daisy Challenges. |
| Also-Ran (20 GP) | 20 Team-ups with the person in 4th place. |
| Animal's Choice (50 GP) | Finish the single player game without losing a round. |
| Ballot Ballet (20 GP) | Claim all Wells in a game of "Clam in Every Pot". |
| Banzai (20 GP) | Survive an event where all other characters die. |
| Bear Necessity (10 GP) | Win Hedwig Recount Challenge. |
| Button Masher (20 GP) | Claim all buttons in a game of Othello. |
| Clam Digger (50 GP) | Go for 60 seconds holding 20 clams. |
| Comeback Kid (25 GP) | 10 games after not 1st within 10 seconds of game over. |
| Concerned Citizen (5 GP) | Unlock all Attack ads. |
| Couch Potato (5 GP) | Unlock all Commercials. |
| Creditor (20 GP) | Watch the credits all the way through. |
| Cursive (20 GP) | Win 10 games using 5 or more curses per game. |
| Da Bomb (20 GP) | Punch 20 bombs. |
| Dark Horse (25 GP) | Win 10 games after 4th place at halfway point. |
| Diplomat (30 GP) | Go 60 seconds without throwing a punch and not dying. |
| Educated Voter (5 GP) | Unlock all Campaign Ads. |
| For the Animals (45 GP) | Finish the single player game. |
| Globetrotter (15 GP) | Unlock all Maps. |
| I Get Around (20 GP) | Team up with every character. |
| Litter Bug (20 GP) | Claim all Yardsigns in a game of Yardsigns. |
| New Coat of Paint (10 GP) | Win Santo Recount Challenge. |
| Non Stop Party (10 GP) | Win Ptolemy Recount Challenge. |
| Now Now Now (10 GP) | Win Bean Recount Challenge. |
| Pacifist (50 GP) | Win a round without throwing a punch. |
| Party Animal (10 GP) | Win once with every character. |
| Passing Wind (25 GP) | Survive being pursued by the cloud for three minutes. |
| Platytude (10 GP) | Win Daisy Recount Challenge. |
| Player Hater (20 GP) | Kill any character's rival 25 times using that. |
| Policy Wonk (5 GP) | Unlock all Debates. |
| Positive Campaigner (75 GP) | Win a 3 round campaign without throwing a punch. |
| Prime Candidate (20 GP) | Win a multiplayer game in every gametype. |
| Pro Simian (10 GP) | Win Crackers Recount Challenge. |
| Representative (35 GP) | Clear the the challenges for Toshiro, Hedwig, Bean, Moxie. |
| Saline Solution (10 GP) | Win Toshiro Recount Challenge. |
| Senator (40 GP) | Clear the Murgatroyd and Santo Challenge. |
| Silent Majority (10 GP) | Win Murgatroyd Recount Challenge. |
| Some Friend (20 GP) | Betray 25 teamups. |
| Sound Mind (10 GP) | Win Floyd Recount Challenge. |
| Team Player (20 GP) | Win 10 games while teamed up. |
| The Chosen One (25 GP) | Finish all recount challenges without losing a round. |
| Top Dog (20 GP) | Win a game of frontrunner without allowing anyone else to be frontrunner. |
| Tourist (10 GP) | Get your first piece of Flair. |
| Untouchable (25 GP) | Block 10 attacks in a Row. |
| Whiff of Change (10 GP) | Win Moxie Recount Challenge. |
| World Leader (40 GP) | Win a multiplayer game on every map |
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